ClayByGumminesWV

That's the Christmas spirit MP!! :) In my opnion I think it was the right thing to do. :) (not being sarcastic either) So is everything okay now? Did they accept the money this time? Wow.. I"m just full of questions, ain't I?
Vaseline eh SB? I think I'll try that one. Haven't heard it before. Thanks.
 

Dear loved ones:
As you well know, we are getting closer to My birthday. Every year there is a celebration in My honor and I think that this year the celebration will be repeated. During this time there are many people shopping for gifts, there are many radio announcements, TV commercials, and in every part of the world everyone is talking that My birthday is getting closer and closer.

It is really very nice to know, that at least once a year, some people think of Me. As you know, the celebration of My birthday began many years ago. At first people seemed to understand and be thankful of all that I did for them, but in these times, no one seems to know the reason for the celebration. Family and friends get together and have a lot of fun, but they don't know the meaning of the celebration.

I remember that last year there was a great feast in My honor. The dinner table was full of delicious foods, pastries, fruits, assorted nuts and chocolates. The decorations were exquisite and there were many,many beautifully wrapped gifts. But, do you want to know something? I wasn't invited. I was the guest of honor and they didn't remember to send Me an invitation. The party was for Me, but when that great day came, I was left outside, they closed the door in My face .... and I wanted to be with them and share their table.

In truth, that didn't surprise Me because in the last few years many close their doors to Me. Since I wasn't invited, I decided to enter the party without making any noise. I went in and stood in a corner. They were all drinking; there were some who were drunk and telling jokes and laughing at everything. They were having a grand time. To top it all, this big fat man all dressed in red wearing a long white beard entered the room yelling Ho-Ho-Ho! He seemed drunk. He sat on the sofa and all the children ran to him, saying: "Santa Claus, Santa Claus" .. as if the party were in his honor!

At 12 Midnight all the people began to hug each other; I extended My arms waiting for someone to hug me and ... do you know ... no one hugged me. Suddenly they all began to share gifts. They opened them one by one with great expectation. When all had been opened, I looked to see if, maybe, there was one for Me.
What would you feel if on your birthday everybody shared gifts and you did not get one? I then understood that I was unwanted at that party and quietly left.

Every year it gets worse. People only remember to eat and drink, the gifts, the parties and nobody remembers Me. I would like this Christmas that you allow Me to enter into your life. I would like that you recognize the fact that almost two thousand years ago I came to this world to give My life for you, on the cross, to save you. Today, I only want that you believe this with all your heart.

I want to share something with you. As many didn't invite Me to their party, I will have My own celebration, a grandiose party that no one has ever imagined, a spectacular party.
I'm still making the final arrangements. Today I am sending out many invitations and there is an invitation for you. I want to know if you wish to attend and I will make a reservation for you and write your name with golden letters in My great guest book. Only those on the guest list will be invited to the party. Those who don't answer the invite, will be left outside.
Be prepared because when all is ready you will be part of My great party.

See you soon.
I Love you!
Jesus
P.S. Please share this message with your loved ones, before Christmas.
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Where's everyone at today SB? Anything new happening with you?


WVchic
 

Hey, hey! Look who's back.

CBM
 

Hey hey.. CBM.. what up ?


:)
WVchic

Couldn't get a response outta SB.. what about you... ?
 

I knew a WVChic once. She was kinda hairy, but knew her way around a back seat. You her?

CBM
 

I know of a hairy chick. Mitzi I think her name was. She look like a damn monkey. Wouldnt want her in my backseat no way no how! Give me the heeby jeebys to think of it.

Jack T.
 

I could very well be her!! Ya want me to be her???


WVchic
 

NO! NO! NO! She didnt seem to a type to be able to spell if ya get my meaning.

Jack T.
 

I can be what ever you what-- wait, am I on the right site??

WVchic
 

Hell, no! Last I heard, she had a coupla kids, an exhusband, an exwife issue & probably a drug problem. I just want a big mouth woman who don't say much

CBM
 

Ode to Four Purple Inches

once a loser bought a toy,
all purple hard and nasty.
figured she better tell everybody
that it wasn't very classy.

so she signed her name to her review,
for all the world to see.
then got pissed cause she got googled
by a man named Ann Dee

he only has four inches,
but he's a happy little man.
it ain't big and it ain't purple,
but he does the best he can.

you might not think they like each other,
and i don't wanna diss ya,
i think i'm saying what we all know-
Ann Dee loves Ma Lissa.

Mother Goose
 

Got a spelling test coming up or what?

All them words english?
 

well then Id say overtly cankered cant be a good thing
 

you may not believe the things you read,
but then again, you might.
just because you can print it,
that doesn't make it right.

but that's what makes america great
and why we have free speech.
instead of filing lawsuits,
practice what you preach.

just because you come under fire,
you don't have to fire back.
instead of going to the courthouse,
just crawl back in the sack.

you might not think they like each other,
but it's plain for all to see.
she just does it for his attention,
Ma Lissa loves Ann Dee.

Mother Goose
 

No. Not unless you use them both. They're a package deal.

Mother Goose
 

There once was a girl named Em Pee
Who caused a lot of trouble.
There once was a boy named Ann Dee
Who printed it on the double.

Em Pee didn't like Ann Dee,
or so we all were told.
she got fed up with all his "lies"
and made a move quite bold.

she wants to sue the ass off him
but really can't afford it.
so she filed papers as pauper
and over her head he did lord it.

she keeps doing stuff that makes him laugh
'cause it keeps his papers selling.
you might not think they like each other,
but a conspiracy i am smelling.

Mother Goose
 

Ol' Em Pee and ol' Ann Dee,
sittin at the courthouse,
they don't know that i'm right there,
bein quiet as a mouse.

i heard her say, "i love you, prong"
he said, "a kiss you just must gimme"
she puckered up and he did, too
when suddenly, along came Gem Ee.

Gem Ee said, "now, cut that out! it just ain't right!"
"and i won't have it, dammit!"
"get out of here! go on! go now!"
"your foggin my commandments."

So ol' Em Pee and ol' Ann Dee,
they left there hand-in-hand.
just another day in the life
of good ol' Clayberry Land.

Mother Goose