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The Wise Old Owl said...
Got this one started, might as well add a little more to it! Any one in general,call up the" Public Service Comm." up in charleston on a complaint about being towed here in clay co. See the answer you get. In 1996 They deregulated down to having each co.handle each complaint through 911. Last time they were called by myself' M.bragg was in charge of it or it was part of his job on the ccc. Now some one else has taken that position, one would think that person would have taken over that duty. Now do your math class,it all figure's easy!! Just a simple phone call can verify this. In other words, going again the one in power's grain could some day make you wish you had a tow chain!! THE WISE OLD OWL!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:48 PM, December 13, 2005

Mother Goose said...
Ode to Four Purple Inches

once a loser bought a toy,
all purple hard and nasty.
figured she better tell everybody
that it wasn't very classy.

so she signed her name to her review,
for all the world to see.
then got pissed cause she got googled
by a man named Ann Dee

he only has four inches,
but he's a happy little man.
it ain't big and it ain't purple,
but he does the best he can.

you might not think they like each other,
and i don't wanna diss ya,
i think i'm saying what we all know-
Ann Dee loves Ma Lissa.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:49 PM, December 13, 2005

Anonymous said...
My my, aren't we a nasty bunch of bloggers this evening. How did I end up with a red nosed reindeer stuck up my butt? Usually I just take a look at the blogs, laugh and move on. Tonight is different.
I make it a point to never call MP a big fat arss in public. Nor do I mention MP having the morals of a rutting sea lion. And I surely wouldn't call her stupid Fing cunt.
If I don't do it, you shouldn't either!
that little white boy, Andy Waddell, ace cub reporter

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:51 PM, December 13, 2005

I regret to inform you of the passing of Rudolph.
Rudolph passed away today from an unfortunate
accident by being stuffed up a fat arss.
Over the night, Rudolphs nose starting blinking
weaker and weaker until his bulb blowed.
Rudolph will be sadly missed by Mr & Mrs.
Claus, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixion,
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen and all
of his little Elf buddies and Frosty The Snowman.
All from a little place called the North Pole.
A memorial service will be held after he
is extracted from a little chubby guys fat arss.
Needless to say, Santa is really upset with this
little balding guy so his stockings will hang empty
this year. He doesn't even qualify for coal. Frosty
on the other hand said that Santa should give him
Snowman Poop. The reindeer said to give him
Reindeer Poop so that way he will always remember
how Rudolph lost his happy little soul. The reindeer
believe this is proper punishment do to the fact they
will be one short in all the reindeer games.
Rudolph will be sadly missed by everyone. Same on the little chubby, balding fat arss for making millions of children around the world cry.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:49 PM, December 14, 2005

YAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN....... something original would be good.
CB

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:52 PM, December 14, 2005

CB just how fn orginal do you want?
Have you ever read it before tonight? Hell no. So just bite me.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:56 PM, December 14, 2005

Is this the site where the BD kids play?

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:03 PM, December 14, 2005

what does bd mean? New to blogging. dont know what all the abbrivations mean. Help?

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:04 PM, December 14, 2005

Behavioral Disorder

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:05 PM, December 14, 2005

Well, who has a bd problem on this site? Nothing I have seen yet.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:05 PM, December 14, 2005

I think that AW lost his big christmas balls again...check the Anon post.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:07 PM, December 14, 2005

Looks like the moon might be full tonite.

Doodle

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:32 PM, December 14, 2005

Well, it would help if i knew her which i dont. Have never met the lady. From your post it sounds like you know from experience what a head in her ass is like. And check the time of the first post mine was 8:49 and roses was 8:57 seems like Rose followed after ME. so there for she had to do one because I did. Check MPs site the second one with 11 posts. So keep your head out of everybody elses ass. And if you get off your butt and go outside the moon IS full tonight!

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:39 PM, December 14, 2005

looks like somebody has some serious issues.

Doodle

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:45 PM, December 14, 2005

Sounds like you have the issues.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:47 PM, December 14, 2005

I thought all the illegal mexicans were in kansas?

Doodle

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:48 PM, December 14, 2005

Okay are you just acting stupid or was you born that way?

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:48 PM, December 14, 2005

So MPs going by Mike now?

CBM

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:48 PM, December 14, 2005

AW needs to put his name to his anonymous posts. He wants everyone else to lets see if his ornaments have frozen off or not.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:49 PM, December 14, 2005

Nanny nanny boo boo!! I do not! But you do!!

Doodle

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:50 PM, December 14, 2005

So, what's your favorite word, MD?

CBM

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:52 PM, December 14, 2005

Sounds like MP might have met Mike in her anger management class.

Doodle

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:54 PM, December 14, 2005

There is no favorite word just what ever comes out of my mouth. You had absolutely no business refering to me as MP when my name is Mike D. I am male not female. And I am sorry for saying the f word

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:54 PM, December 14, 2005

NO my anger management class is a 44 mag.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:55 PM, December 14, 2005

OK now, jokes about funerals aint funny, but since you're on the subject...
A man got out of the hospital with a terminal illness and was on his death bed at home. He awoken to smell the heavenly chocolate chip cookies his wife was baking. He just had to have some, so he rolled out of bed onto the floor and crawled to the kitchen where his wife had a plate full on the table. He mustered up the strength to crawl up on the chair and with all his might was able to reach the plate and grasp one of those delicious treats. All of a sudden his wife turned around from the stove where she was baking and "WHAP", wacked him across the back of his hand with a metal spatula. The man cried out in pain and said "What in the hell did you do that for???". His wife sternly replies: "Those are for the funeral."
:0P Pokey

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:56 PM, December 14, 2005

the eulogy was meant as a joke there is no such animal as Rudolph are still living in Dream Land? And since you told the joke you did OP Pokey then stay out of it.
Or are you just 2.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:00 PM, December 14, 2005

"You had absolutely no business refering to me as MP when my name is Mike D. I am male not female. "

Shouldn't you be in bed, mike? the school bus comes early in the morning. You've got to be either 12 or severely overcompensating.

CBM

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:07 PM, December 14, 2005

WTF

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:08 PM, December 14, 2005

LOL Mike's into one, ain't he?

Doodle

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:12 PM, December 14, 2005

I usually dont put my name online but since i am being refered to as someone else here it is. My name is Mike Davis. I do not live in Clay County and to be quite honest would not like to. From the sounds of it Clay County is so far past stupid people there have to study for a week to pass a urine test.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:17 PM, December 14, 2005

I hate to subscribe to the copy & paste, but this is on MPs site & it's just so PATHETIC (especially if he's really 49)that I coudln't resist.

Mike said...
MP i believe you right, had to prove to a stupid anonymous just who's eulogy was first, mine or roses...and it was mine by 8 minutes.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:21 PM, December 14, 2005

whohoo study for a week to pass a urine test? Wow, you are the witty one. Again I stand corrected!! LOL

hp

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:22 PM, December 14, 2005

What's taking so long?

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:29 PM, December 14, 2005

Some of do actually get up from the computer once in a while. Unlike you apparently!
I happen to be a mommy ..and MY children are first. Weigh it out.. fight with some nit wit that has stooped to mama jokes at 49 years old.. or take care of my kids. Yep. You lost!!

hp

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:33 PM, December 14, 2005

Searching hell, I'm at work...that is why it takes a little longer to get back to you. And I am not allowed to leave my computer until break time. So yea, I guess I have to sit here, just trying to living up the time between calls.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:37 PM, December 14, 2005

George, man, your site's attracting some serious riff raff.

CBM

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:38 PM, December 14, 2005

you lovely ladies excluded, of course.

CBM

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:39 PM, December 14, 2005

apparently you don't have a soul or a heart.. you've sold them both to the devil! He has you in his grips--I'll still send a prayer up for ya anyway.

hp

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:40 PM, December 14, 2005

Yea your prayer probably wouldnt make it off the runway.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:41 PM, December 14, 2005

I don't send mine by airmail.-
I've got a direct line pal!

Now, lets see.. you've talked down to me..well, as much as you could I guess. Then ya brought my momma into it.. and now your questioning my religion... whoooooaaaaa. You've got to be the one with balls of steel. Never mind santa watchin'--the all seeing eye is!!
With that, I have peace. because He'll see to it that you reap what you are sewing.

hp

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:47 PM, December 14, 2005

he has a telemarketing job at 49 years old?? HAHHAHAHHAH LOL

JP

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:48 PM, December 14, 2005

No I work as a CPS worker.
Do I need to investigate you?

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:50 PM, December 14, 2005

And I am on Call Tonight.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:50 PM, December 14, 2005

The CPS workers I know don't sit at a computer and have to WAIT for a break. They are at home in bed. And should something happen they get paged.
No need to investigate me. I don't have any kids, yet anyway. Maybe someday though.

jp

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:55 PM, December 14, 2005

Way to go Melissa! I am clapping my hands for you. You go girl.
I may not know you but from the times that we have been on here, I have found out that you are NOTHING like AW said you were.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:01 PM, December 14, 2005

Hey Melissa, They have even been on here calling me you. They seem to think that I don't have balls. Well, I guess they have found out different. As to jp: I am the one that answers the phones and makes the final decissions as to whether or not the case is real or sour grapes as we call them. And yes, there is ALWAYS someone here in the office...

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:03 PM, December 14, 2005

Man, seems everyone got scared when Melissa went off on them...huhhhhh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
:)

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:07 PM, December 14, 2005

for clarifying purposes; HP and Jp are not the same person,
So it was I, JP that posted the comment you are all bent out of shape over..

makes no sense.. none at all. You just said that a person is free to express their opinion (while taking up for mike).
and for the record: mike replied to HP about her mom (well since she said she was a mommy I gathered it was a female)

but anyway.. what is the difference? Mike talking about hp's mom--or i make a comment about MP's boy. ?? The difference is, you don't like to take the shit when it comes at you..but you and your new found friend sure like to dish it out!!
Tell ya what.. I'll not say anything more about your boy if you get a grip on mike and his mouth about people's moms! K? If Mike can defend you I can defend hp.
Thanks!

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:11 PM, December 14, 2005

see mike.. I don't know everything. My hats off to you. Thanks for protecting the innocent! :)
Stressful job, I'm sure. I can see why you are here letting out some frustration.

JP

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:13 PM, December 14, 2005

Well as much fun as this is. My peepers are now requiring sleep. Enjoy!

Jp

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:15 PM, December 14, 2005

If you seen what I have seen in my years of dealing Child Abuse you could understand better the reasoning for letting off steam, because some fathers and mother should NEVER have had children to begin with. And the mother jokes were just that mother jokes, not meant to hurt anyone and if they take it as it was refering to them, then there is a reason they assumed that it was about them. That is something I have learned over the years. So when it came to the post I realized there must have been something that has happened to that person to make him feel that it was about his mother. Even tho it was not. And I will be man enough to say Im sorry.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:20 PM, December 14, 2005

just a small cut & past to prove a point!

Mike said...
to hp: <<---- that is what I'm talking about.
Yo Moma so fat
mike said :
and if they take it as it was refering to them, then there is a reason they assumed that it was about them.
YOU ADDRESSED HP directly!!!

If indeed it were just a joke put out there to be enjoyed by everyone, it wouldn't have been addressed to a single individual!!

And I hope that person that is unable to have children is YOU!! You are now putting out there like someone that is offended by the jokes must have had something "happen" to them.. WRONG! But with your own thought process on that one.. if one is offended, they must have done something, or had something done to them.! please explain MP for us~~

jp

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:41 AM, December 15, 2005

(because some fathers and mother should NEVER have had children to begin with.) SOOOOOOOOO thats what all the momma jokes are about he thinks that he should never have been born,Poor guy don't worry tho cause yo momma never gave birth to ya she got you from the fertile clinic sittin on a shelf in a brown bottle labled (reject).

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:16 AM, December 15, 2005

This is not funny anymore I am a 12 year old who has lost my mom to cancer last year.You do not know how these comments are tearing me apart.I had a wonderful mom who told me that she loved me every day and now I can't ever hear those words again.Even though you don't realize it words do hurt.God help you all.I miss my mom
KW

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:24 AM, December 15, 2005

WTF? This is the guy in CPS work, that is supposed to weed out "real" calls as opposed to ones that don't really require assistance.

WHAT?? If this is how is gonna speak to a 12 year old about the death of his/her mother, I can only imagine what he would do in his "line of work".

Ignore it all and play on the damn computer! Nice.. real nice. There is a huge difference between his/her loss and yours. Yes, your loss is may be great~but you are the ADULT. Or at least that's what you claim. (We however seem to think that isn't the case.) This 12 year old IS A CHILD!!
remember ??? The children you are trained to PROTECT and insure their safety???

You are a sorry waste of oxygen!! I would say I agree with the rest of the "posters" that responded to you But, I wouldn't cross the street to piss on you if you were on fire.. let alone piss on you in hell!

pee'd off

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:27 PM, December 15, 2005

hello all! :) It's nasty outside, wet and dreary. EWWWW! Think i'll make some coffee and warm up. :)

Mike? I don't understand the last part of your post at 2:27.
?Read the posts. It was not intended to mean, this is about just for you.
I don't get that part.

Believe what you want about me & jp, but remember this is the net and it's intended to be fun. But you got upset when someone thought you were MP. ?? I am, who I am and don't know jp at all.

why you chose to address me today, I have not a clue. I wrapped it up last night. at around 10:45. hoping to move on. But just like someone else we know--you are choosing to keep it going. A battle of words with you is not something that would be a feat for me. it's just that I do have children to care for, dinner to cook, cleaning to be done, bills to pay, dogs to feed, baths, etc. And as I said last night my children ALWAYS take precedence over anything else. Especially something that is so pointless! So, I'll not address you further. It saves me time for important things! And with your job, I'm sure you have a lot to do.

hp
and jp no need to come to my defense. I do quite well on my own. :)
take care everyone!

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:51 PM, December 15, 2005

Mp gets all upset and "Serious" but all you do is get her back.. or you go "tattle tell" to her so she can get fired up.

THAT IS SERIOUS! You are messing with a convicted felon ya know? Inticing her to get pissed off and then have the nerve to tell the rest of us to not be so serious?? okay THAT makes NO SENSE!

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:26 PM, December 15, 2005

ummm we don't want ya. Have fun at your own place!

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:06 PM, December 15, 2005

If this is the way full grown adults act then I don't want to go up.As for you Mikey your the scum my Dad teaches me about.
KW

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:41 PM, December 15, 2005

I agree with you mike. That is exactly what those anonymous people need to do. I may have to put this on another site so maybe they can understand what it means. I still think you are a swell guy in my book. After all I DO KNOW YOU.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:15 PM, December 15, 2005

Sybil and her "other" personalities are sure playing a lot tonight!!

bushwacked

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:36 PM, December 15, 2005

Maybe Sybil will come knocking on your door tonight.....

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:38 PM, December 15, 2005

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